• Upright Comedy: Sports Banquet Comedian

    IT'S GOOD! - Marty Simpson is a great fit for any sports banquet comedy event. He was a head football coach for 8 years. He is a former high school All-American football player. He is a former full scholarship SEC athlete (if you count being a place-kicker as an athlete.) He also coached and taught four other varsity level sports including girls fast-pitch softball! Read More

  • Funny Stories Relating to Sports

    Marty has material in his standard club set that recounts his experiences coaching and playing football. He also retells stories about his insane private school parents and how they never could judge their own children's abilities accurately. Marty can also customize his material to fit into your needs! Just let him know ahead of time and he can write material just for your event! Read More

  • Head Football Coach

    Marty served 8 seasons as a high school head football coach. He took his team to the state championship his first year as the head coach. Read More

  • He's Not Just a Football Coach

    Marty Simpson has expertise in all things relating to sports. He spent 8 seasons coaching football, basketball, track, girls softball, and weightlifting at a high school in South Carolina. Before that he played college football, high school varsity basketball, football, and track and field. Marty was also the health and PE teacher at his school. He has been called a Jedi-Level dodgeball player by his former students. Read More

  • He wasn't a real player, he was just the kicker.

    He was the kicker and punter for four years in the SEC! Marty scored the first points ever by a Gamecock in the South Eastern Conference in a game versus Georgia in 1992. The Gamecocks took the lead 6 to 0 on two Simpson field goals. They would go on to lose that ball game 28 to 6. Marty was the Gamecocks' leading scorer in 1992. Read More
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Sports Banquet Events

Marty's real life experiences makes him a perfect fit for any sports banquet event.

 
  • Former High School All-American
  • Full Scholarship College Football Player
  • Varsity Head Football Coach for 8 seasons.
 
  • Took team to State Finals his first year.
  • Coached four sports besides football.
  • Hilarious comedy about sports
 
 
 

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